i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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