She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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