You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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