there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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