Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You've changed since you got that strap on
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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