plz talk dirty to me
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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