White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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