I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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