But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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