I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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