do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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