so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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