do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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