I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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