I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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