pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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