theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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