No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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