Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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