So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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