YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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