Have you finally orgasmed yet?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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