Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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