I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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