We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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