Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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