And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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