do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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