belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
3pm strippers are depressing
Vodka?
Forever.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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