Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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