i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
