ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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