i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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