Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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