well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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