Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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