Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Randomize