got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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