I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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