I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How's work?
Spinning.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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