No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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