There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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