ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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