I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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