He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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