How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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