just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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