you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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