Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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