btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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