all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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