i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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