My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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