is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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