Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
