I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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