so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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